Comic Transcript
JUDGE: Give me one good reason why I should consider such an intrusive government policy an acceptable endorsement of Ubersoft’s privacy policy.
FED: I have a very compelling reason.
JUDGE: Let’s hear it.
FED: “Blah blah blah National Security blah blah public interest blah necessary investigative tools blah blah.”
JUDGE: … beg pardon?
FED: You and I both know that’s about as direct response as you’re ever going to get.