Comic Transcript
JUDGE: All right, let’s get on with it.
VIKTOR SCHRECK: Very well, Your Honor. Sir, please explain the Federal Government’s position on Ubersoft’s privacy policy.
FED: The Government believes Ubersoft’s privacy policy is an innovative stance that should be studied and adopted by all companies.
FED: Only by making personal data available to all will we be able to effectively fight off domestic and international threats. Information transparency is the only way to ensure national security.
JUDGE: What’s your name, son?
FED: That information is classified.
