Comic Transcript
ALEX: Ubersoft Technical Support, Alex speaking. How can I help you today?
CUSTOMER: There’s a rumor floating around that there’s a new Virus infecting Ubersoft machines.
ALEX: I can’t confirm that.
CUSTOMER: Well the rumor is that it collects all kinds of data about you and beams it to a couple servers in the Ukraine.
ALEX: I really can’t comment on that.
CUSTOMER: The rumor also says that in order to do this it has to tweak the machine it’s running on until it’s a performance fiend. Basically, it pumps up computer speed and stability and really makes it hum.
ALEX: I’m sorry, Sir, but I can’t–
CUSTOMER: Where I can I get this thing? It sounds AWESOME.
