Comic Transcript
THE BOSS (SCO): Are we agreed, then? Do we give the position to Zuckerberg?
G’OO’GL: Don’t be evil.
BINKY (STEVE): He’s not as stylish as would have liked, but…
THE BOSS (SCO): … but he represents the evil of a new age, and Facebook is a pioneer in the field of Social Media atrocities.
G’OO’GL: Don’t be evil.
BINKY (STEVE): Agreed.
THE BOSS: Very well, then. It seems we —
VOICE (STAGE RIGHT): Stop!
NEW ENTITY: I shall be the one to join your cabal of evil. I, whose coming has been foretold by the deaths of a billion suns, shall this day claim my rightful place among my peers!
THE BOSS (SCO): And you are?
NEW ENTITY: I am the Dark Lord of PayPal and eBay!
BINKY (STEVE): Gentlemen, we have a new front-runner.
