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SCOTT: Ubersoft Technical Support, Scott speaking. How may I help you this afternoon?
CUSTOMER: Did you just say you were actually going to HELP me?
SCOTT: That’s right. It’s my job to diagnose your problem and come up with an effective means of fixing it. So let’s get to work! How can I help?
CUSTOMER: Is this some kind of sick joke?
SCOTT: Why does everyone keep saying that?