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THE DARK LORD OF PAYPAL: Cease your searching and ruminations. I am the one you seek.

G’OO’GL: Don’t be evil.

BINKY (STEVE): I agree. He certainly seems to have every qualification–

LAWYER: Before this goes any further, I would like to take this opportunity to re-inject myself into the conversation.

THE BOSS: What is the meaning of this?

LAYWER: I couldn’t help but overheard that you seem about to choose someone other than my client, in which case —

THE BOSS: How could you overhear that?

LAWYER: By accepting me into this room you also accepted the listening device I discreetly placed underneath your table.

THE BOSS: I agreed to no such thing.

LAWYER: Not directly, but you never opted out. Silence implies consent.

THE BOSS: Well played, Facebook.

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