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The Gauntlet Is Thrown

Comic Transcript

LAWYER: My client is unwilling to sit back and watch another candidate take the position he feels rightfully belongs to him.

THE BOSS: It is not your candidate’s decision to make.

LAWYER: Perhaps not. And he freely acknowledges he has no leverage he can use to influence your decision. However, he feels there may be another alternative.

THE BOSS: What alternative are you referring to?

LAWYER: Mr. Zuckerberg proposes that he and the Dark Lord of PayPal engage in a trial by combat to decide which of them will continue to be a candidate for the Computer Industry cabal.

BINKY (STEVE): Well I admire his gumption, but I don’t think his opponent is going to–

THE DARK LORD OF PAYPAL: I accept.

BINKY (STEVE): I’ll just go make some popcorn, shall I?

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