ALICE: Hey Boss. How are the interviews going?
THE BOSS: We had largely settled on inducting the Dark Lord of PayPal into the Cabal, but a representative for Mark Zuckerberg, who had been secretly monitoring our discussion, interrupted at the last minute to inform us that Zuckerberg would challenge the Dark Lord of PayPal to a trial by combat.
ALICE: So it’s going well?
THE BOSS: Acceptable.