Common Confusion

Comic Transcript

VOICE: This is MobileTech Legal, how can I help you?

ALICE: Hello, my name is Alice and I’m calling on behalf of Ubersoft’s Legal Division. We understand your company sells a number of smartphones that run the Android operating system?

VOICE: Yes, that’s true. They’re quite popular.

ALICE: Well it seems those phones violate a number of our patents. We’re going to sue you for violating our intellectual property. We just wanted you to know.

VOICE: Which patents are we violating?

ALICE: Well, the biggest one is Patent Number 4773910-224-9996, “Process for including painfully obvious functionality in a smartphone.”

(Silence.)

VOICE: I thought Apple owned that one.

ALICE: No, it’s ours.

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