Comic Transcript
NARRATOR: LUNCH AT UBERSOFT
MARK: Hey guys.
MONK: Mark.
ALEX: Mark.
SCOTT: Hey.
MARK: How goes the first line of defense against sanity?
MONK: Same as always.
ALEX: Yeah.
(SCOTT grunts.)
MARK: What? Scott, no complaints about the lack of ethics in your profession?
(SCOTT shrugs.)
MARK: Sure SOMETHING bothers you on an existential level.
SCOTT: Hmm. That reminds me, I left someone on hold about an hour ago. I guess I should get that.
(Silence.)
MARK: He seemed almost… jaded.
ALEX: Maybe he has an apathetic twin.