ALEX: Well. There’s no way I’m going to refer to an IP Address as an “Intellectual Property” Address.
ALICE: You don’t have a choice. You read the e-mail.
ALEX: So? I read a lot of email. That doesn’t mean a thing.
ALICE: Well it didn’t back when e-mail stood for “electronic mail,” but we’ve taken care of that.
ALEX: … Alice. What have you done?
ALICE: We decided “EULA-mail” sounded more legally binding.