Comic Transcript
NARRATOR: SOMEWHERE IN CUPERTINO, CA
APPLE EMPLOYEE: My Lord, we have a new batch of iPhone Apps for you to approve or deny.
STEVE JOBS: Excellent. Begin.
APPLE EMPLOYEE: An application that can monitor your blood pressure nad heart rate and play songs from your music collection based on what it calculates to be your current mood.
STEVE JOBS: Approved.
APPLE EMPLOYEE: An application that takes an inventory of your wardrobe; then, after collecting data on the latest fashion trends, assembles outfits based on the clothing you have.
STEVE JOBS: Approved.
APPLE EMPLOYEE: An application that monitors social networking services to allow the user to identify and network with people who like wearing plaid.
STEVE JOBS: Denied. Also, find the developer of that application and burn his entire wardrobe.
