ALEX: I don’t think you can get away with this, Alice. People aren’t just going to change the meanings of words simply because you want them to.
ALICE: Oh, we’re not targeting people who already know what “IP” and “URL” mean.
ALICE: We’re targeting people who are completely and utterly clueless but somehow still wield enormous cultural influence.
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