ALEX: Ubersoft Technical Support, Alex speaking. how may I help you today?
CUSTOMER: For some reason Nifty Doorways has installed a DOT NIT extension on my Firefox browser, and it won’t let me remove it.
ALEX: That’s an enhancement we created to make that browser more compatible with our DOT NIT enabled technologies.
CUSTOMER: Why can’t I remove it?
ALEX: Removing that enhancement after it has integrated into the DOT NIT architecture may cause irreparable harm to your computer.
CUSTOMER: So it’s what, some kind of virus?
ALEX: No, it’s a feature enhancement. It makes your life better.
CUSTOMER: I think the last three minutes have pretty much disproved that theory.