ALICE: So after trying literally every combination of “Network,” “Internet,” “Notebook” and “Laptop” we finally settled on “Nettop” as our replacement for “Netbook.”
ALICE: What? What’s wrong with it?
ALEX: Oh, nothing. It’s not bad.
ALICE: You sound surprised.
ALEX: No, no… it’s fine.
ALICE: You lost a bet.
ALEX: My money was on “Marketing decides it’s easier to sue the other company into oblivion.”