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A Brief Foray Into Reactionary Hysteria

Comic Transcript

CUSTOMER: I’m using your Conquistador web browser and I’m having some kind of problem…

ALEX: Can you be more specific?

CUSTOMER: It won’t display any of the images hosted on my website.

ALEX: I think you’ve triggered our WebNetGuardian(TM) content filtering system. It’s designed to filter out any information that may be inappropriate for children and adults.

ALEX: Go to the Edit menu, then click on “Preferences.” Click the “Security” tab, then in the “Filter content for” area, click on the “Adult” radio button. Then click the “OK” button.

CUSTOMER: Now it won’t load any content at all.

ALEX: Thank you for calling Ubersoft, and have a nice day.

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