Public Service Announcement

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NARRATOR: This is a public service announcement.

(ALEX clears his throat.)

ALEX: The cartoonist is alive. Also, at least for the moment, his computer works.

ALEX: If you’re wondering why he hasn’t been updating, well, it’s a complicated issue, involving pirates, ninjas, sharks, bears, and the part of his life that correlates, mathematically, with his “day job.”

ALEX: When we asked him when he thought he might get his act together and kick everything back in gear, all he did was grunt.

ALEX: This is considered an improvement over his response two weeks ago, when he snarled and attacked Mark with his coffee carafe.

NARRATOR: This has been a public service announcement.

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