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ALEX: Ubersoft technical support, Alex speaking. How may I —
CUSTOMER: I’d like to give you more of my personal information.
CUSTOMER: My personal information. I’d like ot give you more of it. For a while I was offended at all the personal information your company required from me every time I tried to register a new product or sign op for a new service, but I’ve decided to go with it, and I’d like to give you even more personal information.
ALEX: I don’t think —
CUSTOMER: Hopes, dreams, private financial statements, political and religious affiliation, I even have a copy of my latest tax return. Do you have a fax number?
ALEX: I’m hanging up now.
CUSTOMER: Let me tell you about my new rash!