Comic Transcript
ALEX: Ubersoft Technical Support, Alex speaking. How can I help you today?
CUSTOMER: I just bought Nifty Doorways Verandah, and it keeps telling me that my registration number is invalid.
ALEX: Which version of Verandah are you using? Are you using Verandah: Penultimate Edition, Verandah: xTreme Business Edition, Verandah: ProUserPro, Verandah: Lite, or Verandah: Bare Bones? Also, did you buy an Enterprise site license, an OEM license, a Small Business/Small Network license, a Small Business/Large Network license, a Family Upgrade license, or a standard Single User License?
(Silence.)
CUSTOMER: It came in a box.
