Cutting The Gordian Knot

Comic Transcript

MONK: Sir, before I can cancel your account I want to check on your account status.

CUSTOMER: Just do whatever you have to do so I can move on with my life.

MONK: Sir according to my computer your DSL account is active, and has been since the original setup date.

CUSTOMER: …what? No, it’s not active.

MONK: My computer says it is.

CUSTOMER: My lack of internet access says it isn’t.

MONK: You have to register your account before you can get internet access.

CUSTOMER: Your setup guide says I need internet access before I can register my account.

(Silence.)

MONK: I don’t want to untangle that one. I’m going to go ahead with the cancellation.

CUSTOMER: Thank you.

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