MARK: So yesterday I was working on some documentation, and I opened up one of the documents in UberWordSoftPro…
MARK: … and wouldn’t you know it, but a cheerful paperclip DIDN’T appear out of nowhere to make pointless observations and offer useless bits of advice.
MARK: In that one brief moment, everything was right with the world.
ALEX: Apparently they’re going to wait until everyone is really happy he’s gone, and then they’re going to bring Binky back.
MARK: Ubersoft giveth, Ubersoft stabbeth you in the back.
ALEX: Please bleed quietly.