VIKTOR SCHRECK: Basically we need to find someone who is honest, trustworthy and reliable and hire him or her as fast as possible.
BOSS: NO PRIESTS.
VIKTOR SCHRECK: Don’t worry, we need someone who can actually do the job as well, or it won’t do any good. Can you think of any former employees who might fit the bill?
BOSS: One does come to mind.
TELEVISION: Next on Jerry: “Evil Multinational Corporations and the Former Employees Who Love Them.”
SCOTT: Oooh… cool.