Comic Transcript
CUSTOMER: That’s IT. Of all the hare-brained, unbelievably offensive things to go and do… I thought I’d seen them all, but this just DEFIES THE IMAGINATION. You people have NO shame at all WHATSOEVER.
ALEX: What?
(CUSTOMER hangs up.)
(Phone rings.)
ALEX: Hello, this is —
CUSTOMER: In all my years as a customer, I have NEVER believed that you were capable of THIS. THIS! How dare you stoop to this level, after all these years! How dare you?
ALEX: What seems to be the nature of the —
(CUSTOMER hangs up.)
(Phone rings.)
ALEX (Thinking): Guess they released a new version of something over the weekend.
