Comic Transcript
BOSS: I am concerned about the FDA looking into the possible drug-like effects of our game, UberQuest. We must take immediate steps to reassure them that our game is not a drug. Alice, tell them what the steps are.
ALICE: First of all, we have to be very careful about how we refer to the game when talking to the public. Do not under any circumstances use any language that might be construed as a drug reference. Don’t say, for example, that you “have to get your daily fix.”
ALICE: Second, to counteract perceptions that the game is addictive, I want all of you who play it to stop playing it completely until the investigation is over.
(Silence.)
MARK: What, quit cold turkey?
ALICE: I refer you back to step one.
