ALEX: Well, that about wraps things up. Now you know the story behind the Cartoonist’s real-life technical troubles.
MARK: That’s right, kids… His computer started talking to him so he killed his monitor with a hammer, suffered an allergy to his medication and in a fit of paranoia he locked himself in a closet, taking a coffee maker hostage.
(Silence.)
ALEX: There may have been embellishments.
MARK: There may have been outright fabrication.
