FEMALE UBERTHUG: Its size is increasing exponentially!
PHIL: Cut that out. It is NOT increasing exponentially. if it were increasing exponentially then it would be growing faster and faster as time went on, and obviously it’s not doing that. Every time it absorbs an evil black spherical software box its size increases by one evil black spherical software box.
FEMALE UBERTHUG: That’s not very dramatic, is it?
PHIL: It’s plenty dramatic! It’s just not a cheesy, overused science fiction plot device!
PHIL: OK, it might be a little cheesy and overused.
BARRY: Can we please run away now?