Evil on a Deadline

Evil on a Deadline

BOSS: I have called you here because you represent the three most evil parts of my company… the legal department, the marketing division, and the programmers who write annoying software.

BOSS: I am going to leave. When I return, you are going to give me an idea for a product so evil that my forgetful userbase will be reminded, quite forcefully, that there is no one who approaches the level of utter depravity that I do.

(Silence.)

BOSS: Oh, and it must involve the Internet in some way.

VIKTOR SCHRECK: Right.

ALICE: Of course.

PHIL: That’s what I figured.

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