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BOSS: I have called you here because you represent the three most evil parts of my company… the legal department, the marketing division, and the programmers who write annoying software.
BOSS: I am going to leave. When I return, you are going to give me an idea for a product so evil that my forgetful userbase will be reminded, quite forcefully, that there is no one who approaches the level of utter depravity that I do.
BOSS: Oh, and it must involve the Internet in some way.
VIKTOR SCHRECK: Right.
ALICE: Of course.
PHIL: That’s what I figured.