Comic Transcript
CUSTOMER: Now see here, young man, I simply must be able to access that web site. You will allow me entry into that site immediately.
ALEX: I’m afraid it’s just not that simple. We use technology that can identify very specific kinds of security measures, and if your browser doesn’t have them, it won’t let you in. Currently, Ubersoft is the only company who has willingly embraced this far-reaching and important security measure, so if you’re not running an Ubersoft browser, there is absolutely nothing I can do — you just can’t get in.
CUSTOMER: Do you have any idea at all who I am?
ALEX: I’m not up on my British slang… as near as I can tell, someone’s mother.
