Comic Transcript
BOSS: Alice, I’m told that someone is marketing a product called “IT.”
ALICE: I’ve read about it.
BOSS: EVERYONE has read about it! This “IT” is getting front-page press in all the mainstream publications! “IT” is the talk of the world! People claim “IT” will be a revolution in business! And yet, no one really knows what “IT” does!
BOSS: No one out-vapors Ubersoft vaporware! Not on my watch!
ALICE: I’ll call a meeting.
