ALICE: Hey Big Brother, I —
ALEX: If you’re here to tell me about Barry’s screw-up with the antivirus software, I already know.
ALICE: Yeah, well we —
ALEX: If you’re here to tell me that Marketing needs us to deflect attention away form the problem for a little while, we’ve already figured that out and are taking the appropriate steps.
ALICE: You are?
ALEX: Yeah, we all got together and decided we’d try to put this whole “endless rebooting” scenario in a more positive light.
CUSTOMER: What do you mean, “health reasons?”
MONK: It’s doing laps.