Comic Transcript
JUDGE: I… really don’t understand why SCO is still here.
SCO LAWYER: Well, Your Honor, it’s quite simple.
SCO LAWYER: When we sued Uniqque claiming that we owned the Unix copyright, and therefore by extension the entire Linux operating system market, you and a jury ruled that it was Uniqque who owned the copyright, thereby foiling our attempt to exploit a very lucrative licensing market.
JUDGE: At which point you should have gone home, dusted off your resume, and hit the bricks looking for a new job.
SCO LAWYER: We came up with a better plan.
JUDGE: I don’t think there’s a–
SCO LAWYER: We would like the Court to force Uniqque to give us their copyright.
JUDGE: The… what? The copyright that we just determined they now legally own, completely and fully, and that you have no legal claim to whatsoever?
SCO LAWYER: The very same.
JUDGE: On what grounds?
SCO LAWYER: We really, really want it.
