Comic Transcript
ADALAI FOULE: Your Honor, before I begin my opening statement I would like to move that this case be dismissed immediately.
VIKTOR SCHRECK: I object!
JUDGE: You can’t object to a motion, Mr. Schreck. Mr Foule, what are the grounds for this motion?
ADALAI FOULE: The grounds are that the prosecutor and the defendant are the same person. This is a clear conflict of interest.
VIKTOR SCHRECK: It is only a conflict of interest from the perspective of the plaintiff, Your Honor. As a defendant I have no direct involvement in the case. And Ubersoft has written a letter stating that they are not opposed to my representing them in this matter. I have submitted this letter as evidence. Exhibit A.
(Silence.)
VIKTOR SCHRECK: Also, this effectively guarantees that whatever the outcome of the case I am going to lose.
JUDGE: Motion denied.
