Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving

BOSS: It’s Thanksgiving, Alex, and I am thankful for a great many things.

BOSS: I am thankful that I run the single most powerful software company in the world. I am thankful that on a whim, I can disable every computer across the globe and plunge the world into complete, utter chaos. I am thankful that I can use my immense market control to erase any competition, and I am thankful that my enemies are powerless to stop me.

ALEX: You know, most people say things like “I’m grateful we live n a free country” and “I’m grateful that I can practice the religion of my choice without persecution.”

BOSS: I have no idea what you are talking about.

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