Comic Transcript
NARRATOR: Ubersoft, 6:30 AM.
ALEX’S COMPUTER: There are new updates available for your computer. Would you like to install them now? Y/N
(ALEX clicks on his mouse.)
ALEX’S COMPUTER: To verify that you are not a filthy lawless pirate, please enter the serial number that came with your Nifty Doorways CD and Manual.
(Silence.)
ALEX’S COMPUTER: If you cannot find your Nifty Doorways serial number, a credit card number will work just as well.
(ALEX sighs.)