Comic Transcript
HENRY: You’d better have a good reason for calling me out here this early in the morning.
ALEX’S COMPUTER: Filthy beast.
ALEX: Our license verification software seems to think my computer is running a pirated version of Nifty Doorways.
HENRY: Oh. Well, you probably are.
ALEX’S COMPUTER: You should be ashamed.
ALEX: Excuse me?
HENRY: We haven’t paid for any of our software since the late 70s.
ALEX’S COMPUTER: Does your mother know you steal?
ALEX: Really?
HENRY: Well it’s our software, isn’t it? Paying ourselves DOESN’T MAKE ANY SENSE.
ALEX’S COMPUTER: I’m calling the cops.
ALEX: It makes more sense right now than it would have yesterday.
