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The Perfect Role Model
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BOSS: I remember this employee now. He was young, bright, eager, honest, sincere… it bothered me greatly. I endeavored to teach him how to live a life of deceit. I tried to mold him into the perfect employee…

BOSS: … and I almost did it, but his moral outrage, combined with an intervention, prevented me from corrupting him.

VIKTOR SCHRECK: What happened?

BOSS: His mother made him quit.

VIKTOR SCHRECK: That’s him! That’s the one! We need to hire that man at once.


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