Comic Transcript
SCOTT: Ngh, hello. Who is this and why are you calling me at four in the morning?
ALICE: Scott, I represent Ubersoft, your former employer. Our President and CEO would like to re-hire you, with a substantial raise, to come back and work at the help desk again.
SCOTT: What? I can’t do that, my mother won’t let me. You guys made me lie to her, remember?
ALICE: We don’t want you to lie this time! We want you to be honest, and to really try and help the people you talk to!
SCOTT: April Fool’s Day was three weeks ago, lady.
ALICE: Don’t hang up!
