Comic Transcript
NARRATOR: Meanwhile, somewhere in Cupertino…
STEVE JOBS: What have you learned?
MINION: Everything is going according to plan, m’lord.
STEVE JOBS: Excellent. And our enemy?
MINION: No official response as of yet, m’lord. Our spies tell us he is displeased, but so far he has taken no action.
STEVE JOBS: Hm… is he overconfident? Or uncertain of his next step? or is he simply being cautious, waiting to see what develops? No matter… my plan is already in motion. he can do nothing.
MINION: You are most devious, m’lord.
(Silence.)
STEVE JOBS: You did not mention my impeccable sense of style.
MINION: I will have myself flogged immediately, m’lord.