Comic Transcript
CAREER COUNSELOR: I have the results of your personality profile testing.
CAREER COUNSELOR: According to our analysis you are hard-working, dedicated, honorable, helpful, trustworthy, an optimist and generally altruistic.
CAREER COUNSELOR: In other words, you possess exactly none of the qualities needed to advance in the computer industry, and according to our profile you should avoid working there at all cost.
CAREER COUNSELOR: Other jobs to avoid include politics, practicing law, working in sales, and pretty much anything else that draws a steady paycheck.