Comic Transcript
SCOTT: Are you trying to tell me that my personality profile means I’m unsuitable for any kind of work at all?
CAREER COUNSELOR: If we were dealing only with your primary personality traits, then yes — but it seems you have a secondary personality profile that lists you as a “latent diabolical genius.”
CAREER COUNSELOR: The combination of your first, altruistic profile with your second, dastardly profile does open up a few unique opportunities…
CAREER COUNSELOR: … I’ve set up your job interview with Google for early next week.
