CUSTOMER: Hi, it looks like a —
ALEX: Cyberterror is not yet a critical threat.
ALEX: The Center for Strategic and International Studies has determined that Cyberterror is not yet a critical threat to the modern world. So if your call has anything to do with concerns regarding Cyberterror, I’m happy to report that there’s nothing to worry about.
CUSTOMER: I’m calling because a virus has corrupted my hard drive.
ALEX: The good news is, it wasn’t a Cyberterrorist.