Comic Transcript
CUSTOMER: Hello, Ubersoft? For some reason my Nifty Doorways operating system has stopped connecting to the Internet.
ALEX: What version of Nifty Doorways are you using?
CUSTOMER: Nifty Doorways 2001.
ALEX: That’s your problem.
CUSTOMER: What’s my problem?
ALEX: ND 2001 is an old version of our operating system, is no longer compatible with the Internet.
CUSTOMER: What?
ALEX: To become compatible with the Internet again, we suggest you purchase Nifty Doorways “Xceptional Product.”
CUSTOMER: ND 2001 is incompatible with the Internet?
ALEX: That’s right.
CUSTOMER: When did that happen?
ALEX: Around last Tuesday.
