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REPORTER: Does Mr. Jobs have any official comment on his possible involvement in the onset of complete Armageddon?

BINKY (STEVE): Mr. Jobs believes he has the right to be reunited with his ego, and denies all reports that doing so will inevitably lead to the destruction of creation.

REPORTER: What about the speculation that when his ego re-enters this world it will weaken the fabric of space and time, freeing an interdimensional prison of horrors that descend upon this world like a plague of fiery death?

BINKY (STEVE): I believe you are confusing Steve Jobs’ ego with Adobe Flash.

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