Comic Transcript
ALEX: So you’re a virus developer running a clean system, and you want to know why your computer claims you’re running unauthorized software?
CUSTOMER: That’s right.
ALEX: You’re not running any pirated software at all?
CUSTOMER: Nope. Everything’s registered.
ALEX: Really?
CUSTOMER: I really don’t approve of software piracy.
(Silence.)
CUSTOMER: If you need a moment to recover from the irony, I understand.
