Comic Transcript
JIM WASHINGTON: If the computer industry has a tendency to take both sides of the Net Neutrality issue, sometimes simultaneously, how does it do so without anyone noticing?
COMPUTER INDUSTRY EXPERT: Well there are groups that are firmly placed on one side of the issue or the other. FreePress.net, for example, is firmly wedded to the cause of Network Neutrality.
COMPUTER INDUSTRY EXPERT: But those groups are based on actual principles. The computer industry is guided by economic shinies. So they need to have representatives waiting in the wings who will voice whatever concerns they have at any given moment in time, whatever those concerns may be.
JIM WASHINGTON: Who are these representatives?
COMPUTER INDUSTRY EXPERT: Let me introduce you to a guy I like to call “Gary.”
SOCK PUPPET: I agree with him!
NEWS TICKERTAPE: Breaking: Nothing of interest happened today:: There were no important news stories that affected your life :: Everything is fine :: Go back to sleeeeeeeep ::
