Help Desk

What It Says On The Tin

Comic Transcript

ALEX: Ubersoft Technical Support, Alex speaking. How can I help you today?

CUSTOMER: Nifty Doorways Eleventy just automatically updated itself. When it finished rebooting it told me none of my files had been moved.

ALEX: Did you want them to be moved?


ALEX: So what’s the problem?

CUSTOMER: Why did it tell me that in the first place?

ALEX: Don’t you want to know that we’re not randomly moving your files around?

CUSTOMER: I’d only want to know that if there was any doubt about it in the first place!

ALEX: Are you telling me that you never once wondered if we might be arbitrarily moving your files around for reasons that we wouldn’t bother trying to explain?

CUSTOMER: … I concede the point.

ALEX: Thank you for calling Ubersoft, and have a nice day.

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