ALEX: OK, this isn’t right.
MONK: Are you even following the map?
ALEX: Of course I’m following the map! Look. It says we had to turn right at the weird… escher-looking road that sort of… melts over itself, like a Moebius strip gone horribly wrong.
MONK: No. That is clearly a picture of a duck.
ALEX: That is not a duck.
MONK: It’s a duck! It’s an infographic telling you there are ducks in this area!
ALEX: Monk, this is obviously part of the road. Besides, what would ducks be doing in this area?
MONK: What would a Moebius strip be doing in this area?
ALEX: … going horribly wrong. Obviously.
MONK: They really need to fix Apple maps.