MONK: Heya Alex. What’s up?
ALEX: Just looking at my Google Plus account.
MONK: Why? I thought you never used it.
ALEX: I don’t. But I heard they had this new feature that let people you don’t know invite you to events, and I was curious to see the abuse.
MONK: Anything good?
ALEX: Two event notifications for the release party of a new “growth” cream for men, four notifications for a seminar to learn more about a “completely, 100% legal job you can work from home,” and the Oil Minister of Nigeria just invited me to a money laundering event.