CUSTOMER: There you are!
CUSTOMER: You’re the nice young man who was helping me the other day.
KING: I am?
CUSTOMER: Oh, yes… first you put me on hold for hours, then you told me my warranty didn’t cover the problem, then you tried to sell me an upgrade to the warranty before you would help me any further.
KING: That does sound familiar.
CUSTOMER: It was such a delightful call I wanted to come down here and thank you personally.
KING: Are those cookies?
CUSTOMER: Bless me, no! This is my husband’s claw hammer.