The Less Said The Better

Comic Transcript

VIKTOR SCHRECK: Alice, please tell the court how our privacy policy has actually helped our customers.

JUDGE: Before you do that, miss, would you midn telling me how it is you interact with these customers.

ALICE: Oh, I don’t interact with the customers directly. The Help Desk does that. Unfortunately they can’t be here today.

JUDGE: Why not?

ALICE: They’re being held by the Federal Government on charges of attempted kidnapping across international lines.

(Silence.)

JUDGE: No further questions.

PLAINTIFF: Actually, I’d like to know a little more about —

JUDGE: NO FURTHER QUESTIONS.

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